"Mom! Omg! MOM WE MUST WALK FASTER!"
"If you get hurt I’m not taking you to the vet… "
"MOM THEY WADDLE AND MAKE NOISES! I have to get up close. I have to smell the butts"
"I’m taking pictures of your learning experience, slow down…"
Driving to work is so much easier with company.
I’m done! Finalllllyyyyy…… *hands it off to new owner with a tear*
Take care of my baby… I’ll mishew.
I FUCKING LOVE YOU